The random, stupid, inappropriate, depressing, off-color, ridiculous, embarrassing, awkward and somewhat pathetic things my single friends and I share with each other daily.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
just ate a block of cheese
no knife
just bit it off
I AM DISGUSTING
Sent at 10:41 AM on Tuesday
Oh, come on. There’s never “laughter.”
i feel like maybe i am getting my period?
but i kind of want it to stay in there until Feb. 2
because its name is Punxatawney Phil, like the groundhog
Sent at 1:32 PM on Tuesday
FRIEND 1: WHERE IS MY PERIOD
HAVE YOU SEEN IT ANY WHERE
FRIEND 2: oh god
my computer has been on all this time at work
i’m sure several people saw this gchat
Sent at 4:14 PM on Tuesday
FRIEND 1: be like, “so my new year’s resolution is to get laid, so whatever happened to that dude you were gonna set me up with?!”
or something like that
FRIEND 2: ooh true
it is my new years resolution
because those condoms expire this year
after 3 years of being in my possession
Sent at 3:24 PM on Monday
oh man i just salivated on myself
gross
Sent at 2:05 PM on Thursday
just googled ‘how sweaty is too sweaty?’
Sent at 12:05 PM on Monday
had the raddest dream about dating ryan gosling saturday night
highlight of my weekend
Sent at 11:04 AM on Monday
so yeah, we had a few drinks and watched youtube videos and then started making out
basically my perfect date
Sent at 2:30 PM on Thursday
I <3 NY
While walking down the street this past weekend, chatting on the phone with my friend about her upcoming nuptials and how I’d “only attended three weddings in my life,” an elderly gentleman walked past me and said “and you’ll never attend your own.”
Gotta love New Yorkers.
